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i'm a girl and i'm 21 and cats
here's my tagged/me
(some are nsfw!!!!)
and here's my smokin' hot boyfriend !

derpycats:

Winston smiling for the camera.

derpycats:

Winston smiling for the camera.

— 9 hours ago with 275 notes

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(Source: baoziikari, via flowercrownsandchemicals)

— 10 hours ago with 445716 notes
#it called plastic surgery 
generic-eric:

David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.

generic-eric:

David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.

(via catandkitty)

— 10 hours ago with 36606 notes

cute flower questions

Daisy:How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Carnation:If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
Jasmine:What color looks best on you?
foxglove:Name three facts about your family?
Allium:What's the best thing you can cook?
Orange Blossom:If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
Calla Lily:If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
Poinsettia:Favorite holiday dish?
Oxlip:Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
Primrose:Favorite kind of soup?
Daffodil:What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
Rose:Are you currently in love with someone?
Amsonia:Would you ever become a vegan?
Peony:What's your favorite hot beverage?
Tulip:For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
Myrtle:Do you like going on airplanes?
Hibiscus:Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
Zinnia:Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
Poppy:What color was your childhood home?
Hydrangea:Starbucks order?
Violet:Do you like where you're from?
Locust:What was your favorite book as a child?
Rhododendron:What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
Queen Anne's Lace:Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
Magnolia:Favorite kind of candy?
Aster:Would you rather be cold or hot?
Marigold:Do you listen to what's on the radio?
Heliconia:Do you like when it rains?
Azalea:What's a movie you cried while watching?
Dandelion:Do you think you're important?
— 12 hours ago with 307962 notes

hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

(via fish--cat)

— 12 hours ago with 314100 notes
iluvetsy:

Ceramic Serving Bowl w/ Character — MarinskiHandmades
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Featured on I Luv Etsy! | pinterest | twitter

iluvetsy:

Ceramic Serving Bowl w/ Character — MarinskiHandmades

Featured on I Luv Etsy! | pinterest | twitter

(via horoshaya)

— 12 hours ago with 189 notes

scorpieaux:

Naomi Campbell photographed by Albert Watson for Vogue Italia June 1992

(via skuxest)

— 12 hours ago with 3088 notes